Dr. Blue
Dr. Blue has seen it all. The scope that was already broken. The charge nurse who disappeared at exactly the wrong moment. The consult that took four hours to say what everyone already knew.
He doesn't sugarcoat. He doesn't motivate. He just stands there with that look — the one that says "I told you this would happen."
He is every healthcare worker who has ever survived another shift by finding the humor in the chaos.
One face. Infinite situations.
Phone in hand. Eyebrows furrowed. Scrolling through something he disapproves of. Use for admin decisions, bad policies, and anything that should have been obvious.
He's watching something unfold. He knew it was going to happen. He's not intervening. Use for before/after content and predictable disasters.
Dr. Blue in the OR with Stat Society signage. Use for brand intro posts, milestones, and X Spaces promos.
Dr. Blue never smiles. The face never changes. The situations do. That contrast is the entire joke.
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